Today I had to go to the doctor - I am fine just wanted to follow up on a procedure I had done several years ago. My primary doctor is located at a hospital that is in an older part of town. She has referred me to this particular doctor who is also located in this same hospital complex. It’s not the flashiest (is that a word) hospital…matter of fact it’s rather bland. Since it is in an older section of town, most of the patients are older. I am usually the youngest person in the waiting room, by let’s say at least 30 years. Anyway, I had the chance to sit in a waiting room FULL of patients waiting to see their doctor. This is a blog about all the fun things I saw and heard.
To my right, an older couple AN OLDER COUPLE! I arrived at 1:50 apparently they had arrived much earlier, they were very settled in their seats. He was filling out his paperwork and had been filling it out for some time. She was reading the blanks to him, in a very outside voice:
Her: it says address
Him: What?
Her: Address
Him: Oh, Address
Her: yes, address
You get the idea of the conversation. (Side note: I was in the waiting room for at least 20 minutes, they were still working on the paperwork when I got called back.)
Meanwhile, while he is filling out the paperwork, she gets a piece of peppermint out of her purse. It takes her at least 5 minutes to get it opened. The rest of the waiting room listened and watched as she fought with the wrapper.
Move two chairs to the right of them. A younger couple, at least 10 years younger than the previous. The lady couldn’t help but stay tickled at couple number 1. She was trying to be discrete in her laughter, but it was difficult for her and then her husband caught the bug.
Move one chair right. Drug Rep - we all know what they look like. I kinda feel sorry for them. They sit in waiting rooms ALL DAY long. That is their job. No wonder they get paid so much money. You would have to pay me a lot to sit in this environment all day also. She has her computer out. I would like to think that she was reading some serious research about the drug she is trying to sell - but I really think she was playing Solitaire. The way her eyes were moving and her hand was clicking. Must have been a serious game - she was very into it.
Keep moving right. Next couple we come to - you can tell they visit alot of waiting rooms. He is just sitting there, all content, not a care in the world. She has her walkman on (I haven’t seen one of those actually being used in years.) She is knitting and at her feet is a bag full of magazines. She is listening to the news on her walkman apparently, she gives her husband an update.
Her: Bad weather is south of here
Him: uh-huh
Her: They think a tornado hit in Montgomery
Him: uh-huh
Her: It’s clearing so they say
Him: uh-huh
Her: wanna listen (removing headphones)
Him: Nope (you thought he was gonna say uh-huh - me too)
Next couple we come to is 3 chairs over. They just sit there, she has her purse in her lap securely holding on to it. He is sitting there, but is not as patient as she. He gets up twice in the 20 minutes to see how much longer. I don’t think he got the answer he wanted.
Next two we encounter, two older gentlemen. They are solving the world’s problems one by one. The problem with today’s youth, the newest minister at church, the fact that so and so was ordained and they can’t believe that, the upcoming game this weekend - the problem is the coach, and oh yeah - they forgot to get their parking ticket validated. Now they are going to have to pay the dollar to park.
In the middle of the room, an elderly gentleman who enters by himself. Quite the stately man. Overcoat on, hat neatly placed upon his head and his shoes that look like they were just shined. He sits down to complete his paperwork. To do so, he pulls out of his wallet a piece of paper neatly folded. I can see the paper has 10 lines on it, very neatly typed. He begins to copy the information over to his paperwork. I am assuming these are his current medications. He works slowly, but precisely to copy the information. He smiles as someone new comes through the office entrance and greets each one very pleasantly.
I just sit there - doing what I love to do - people watch. It was a very quick 20 minutes. There was so much to see and take in. I learned alot about each of the people I saw. Couple #1 - they love each other, they’ve been married a long time, they help each other through each and every task - my question is WHO DROVE??? Couple #2 - They have a good time, they laugh together and probably hold hands while walking to the car. Drug lady - she does what she has to do to earn a buck. Couple #3 - he tolerates everything, does as he is told and doesn’t have a lot to say about anything. Couple #4 - She is patient, he is anxious. She doesn’t mind sitting, he would have rather been home tinkering with his toys. Solve the world’s problems Gentlemen - I could see them sitting on a porch with a bottled coke playing a game of dominos. Life goes by them, they observe it and enjoy every minute God has given them. They were best friends, you could tell by the way they finished each other’s sentences. Elderly man, he is just content. He just is - that’s where he is in life. Pleasant to all - never meeting a stranger.
My afternoon in the waiting room chair - I learned alot today. I learned who I want to be when I am old and who I don’t want to be!
(Yes Tammi and Kristi - I know this is a long post)