What’s a mom to do

by sklteach in Life, My Tater Tot

Today Miss B came to me and wanted me to write something down for her so she could google it. I took the pencil in hand and started to write:

Destiny
Hope

I stopped when she said the last part. Cyrus. I looked at her and asked why? She said someone told her that was Miley Cyrus’ real name and she wanted to see if that was true. In lieu of what has been in the news this week, pictures and all, I didn’t think it too appropriate that she google that. I am not ready for her to see a half naked Miley. I don’t want to have that talk. Like Rocks In My Dryer had to have. So I took the easy road I mean high road and told her that yes that was in fact Miley’s name - but she had changed it and it wasn’t her name any more. (Don’t know the accuracy of that information - don’t really care.) I just wanted to protect her 6 year old eyes and not have to have a “talk” with her.

Call me silly, call me smart, I don’t know - I just know I like to avoid some things like the plague.

What’s next?

by sklteach in Bloggy Links

What are we going to be reading about next?

Hamster Update and other tidbits

by sklteach in Funny, Life, My Tater Tot

No sign of the flesh eating Hamster yet. Did find Riley’s baseball hat, one of my NEW dinner plates, Miss B’s Sunday dress, a pair of shoes and assorted empty food wrappers in the playroom. It’s amazing what is down there - and you wonder why when you visit our home, I tell you to enter at your own risk. Tommorrow is a rainy day - sounds like a good day to CLEAN!!!!! I did see a large bird flying through the neighborhood with an object in his beak. Do you think I could be that lucky?

Miss B still has a goose egg on her head. The “real” story is that one of her classmates told her to walk down the hall with her eyes closed and she would tell her which way to go. Only problem, the little friend had her eyes closed too!!! Makes perfect sense I know. What was I as a mother doing questioning her motive?

That’s all for now…..stay tuned for weekly updates on the missing beast.

Raise your hand…..

by sklteach in My Tater Tot

I am home today, still not feeling one hundred percent. Decided to take the day and rest. And apparently my body needed it. I woke up at 10:59 AM. WHAT????? When I finally opened my eyes enough to read the clock. Apparently my body was tired and wanted sleep. Good sleep. The kind with the pillow over your head (thanks for the tip Wendy) good sleep.

Anyway - that’s not the reason I am posting….this is. I am sitting here posting about the Great Escape of 2008 and the phone rings. I see that it’s the school’s number. I think great - on my day off someone is sick and I am going to have to go get them. Especially since I gave one cough medicine before going to school. (This only happens to Jaime - right???) Oh no, it’s the school nurse. First words, “Everyone is fine”. Then the story. Seems as though Miss B was walking down the hall with her eyes closed. You know that is what most students do while walking down the hall. And she ran into a wall. Smack dab into the concrete wall. Apparently she has a large red goose egg that has required ice and a stearn talking to from the school nurse about how little ones are to walk down the hall with their EYES OPENED!

Please, raise your hand if this story surprises you….didn’t think so……

love her!!!! pure L-O-V-E her!

NEWSFLASH

by sklteach in Life

Folks, we knew one day it would happen and it finally has occurred. Cody, the Man Eating Hamster has escaped. He was last seen in his cage sometime last week. He is a furry little creature white and caramel in color (as seen in the picture at the bottom of the post). He looks cute at first - but don’t be fooled. He’s as mean as a snake and has a bite that leaves scars. He is reported to be in the basement somewhere - but if you have seen our basement lately - then you know finding him is like finding a needle in a haystack. My luck he will venture upstairs (and don’t think he doesn’t know how - he’s done it before), crawl in my bed and begin nibbling on my toes (who am I kidding - he doesn’t nibble - he goes for large chunks of human skin).

So - if you live anywhere near us - I would lock the doors. I would close all the small crevices that a hamster could slip through. He is vicious folks - I mean one day I observed him sharpening his teeth on the metal bars of his cage. He has been plotting this escape for some time, waiting for the cute little blond girl to forget to close the door really good. And then it happened and he seized the moment.

Lock your doors friends…..

I could stand on the backporch and pray that the hawk that lives back there gets a yummy dinner tonight - would that be too mean?

The Week in Review

by sklteach in Life

Monday night ball practice….what is it about girls and T-ball? All Miss B wants to do is turn cartwheels in the outfield.

Tuesday night - 12 giggly girls including 5 moms, 5 little girls and 2 teenagers went to see High School Musical on Ice. Oh the joy and squeals. And that was just from the moms. We had a blast! You should have seen the faces when Zac’s shirt got ripped off. Graisi singing along was priceless! Ami and Lauren singing along renewed my faith in teenagers. They are little girls at heart! This mom enjoyed every minute of it. After getting home and packing the car at 9:00 PM - it was off for Perdido Beach. My friend and I drove half way. Not too bad - got there by 12:00 that night.

Wednesday - off on the final leg of the journey for Perdido. Got there by lunchtime. Started scurring around like a little beaver. Worked until my feet hurt. Everything was coming together perfectly for the conference. The President’s Reception that we had worked so hard on - was fabulous. The $3,000 shrimp were WONDERFUL and I made sure each one of them were eaten before the night was over.

Thursday - continued to work like a little beaver. Up very early to make sure the breakfast was correctly done. It was - the staff at the hotel was great! Day went great. My feet were KILLING me! Dinner that night at the Oyster Bar on the Intercoastal Waterway. GOOD FOOD and good times. I laughed at my very silly boss and his ability to eat fish!

Friday - not as busy as the other two days - but still alot of behind the scenes stuff going on. Started not feeling too hot, but the show must go on, so on I went. Realized - I was seeing the beach, but not enjoying the beach. We decided this is a torture conference. You can see the beach, feel the breezes and smell the air - you just can’t enjoy any of it.

Saturday - finished up the main part of the conference. Reveiwed the bill….OH MY GOODNESS!!!! SWEET MERCY!!!!!! Glad it wasn’t coming out of my checkbook and you thought I was kidding about the $3,000 shrimp. Loaded up the car. Headed north. Got dropped off in Montgomery. Met the family at my brother and sister-in-law’s. Visited for oh, let’s say, 30 minutes. Got in the truck….headed Northeast. Went to the in-laws. Bedded down for the night.

Sunday - Celebrated birthday with my mom-in-law. Got in the car - headed north. Made it back in time for Chi Alpha. H had his CHIC class, the first step towards baptism. Was at church until 7:30. At 7:45 FINALLY walked into my VERY CLEAN!!!!! house. Crawled in my bed and slept the night away only to get up Monday morning and start all over again.

Luckily - this week doesn’t hold the schedule of last week. Looks to be a little less eventful. I need that - I don’t feel too hot.

Hope your week is wonderful and uneventful and full of good times!

Spring Green - My favorite color! Take two because of the idiot!

by sklteach in Life, Mr. Ed, My thoughts

Ok people - whoever you are - you are starting to make my redhead temper come out! Leave my posts alone! Stay away from my blog. And to those of you out there that are my friends - once again I must say I am sorry if your eyes were violated. Know that I will try to get this fixed as soon as possible. I am very very sorry! Shelli - I lost your comment - sorry!

Yesterday afternoon, I declared spring green to be my favorite color. Ed sent me to the local home improvement store (the orange one - you know) to pick up some flowers to plant. Turns out it was my lucky day. They were on sale, 75 cents a pot! Woo Hoo! I didn’t go overboard - you know I couldn’t (the IRS bill came!) Anyway - I got home thinking Ed was going to plant, he’s the one who loves the outdoors. I just like to look at the finished project and say YEAH YOU! His plans were different - he was on a mission to clean out the garage. And turns out my assigned mission was to plant the newly acquired foliage. Had I known this - I would have only bought 3 things. So, I grabbed the shovel, grabbed the gloves and headed to the front yard. I began digging, and planting and pulling weeds, and arranging and sitting in the middle of the flowerbed looking at the trees around me. That’s when I decided spring green has to be the prettiest color of them all. Look around you next time you are outside. Isn’t it nice. So refreshing, so encouraging, such a reminder that God is in control - He makes everything new again.

Last night Ed built a fire in the pit. Just he and I sat there watching the flames. Listening to the wind rustle the leaves, watching the fireflies! A moment I would love to put in a bottle and capture forever. It was so peaceful. So nice. Just me and him! Love those stolen moments - they don’t come very often.

On a side note - the fire was so hot - this morning when we left for church it was still smoldering. Man he can build a good fire! nude gay beach
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Does it make sense?

by sklteach in Life

This past week, a 17 year old lost his life here in Birmingham. His mother worked for our school system. Although I never met her face to face, we have had numerous phone conversations. She has helped me out too many times to count. She is a sweet lady - always willing to help anyone!

Her son lost his life because of a cell phone. A CELL PHONE people can you believe it. Turns out the kid who shot (alledged of course) shot him once before over a pair of shoes. This happened several years ago. Shot him in the leg last time. Action was taken at the school to protect him. Mom took action at home. But, I guess moms can’t be everywhere all the time. This was her only child. She did everything she knew as a mother to do. Does is make sense that a 17 year old - full of life - full of promise lost his life over a cell phone? I can’t even begin to imagine the hurt, the what-ifs, the anger this mom has right now. I want to know why the kid isn’t in prison for the first time he shot this young man. Where is the justice in this?

If you think about it - say a prayer for Diane and her family. The healing is going to be a long process.

I’ve Lost Count

by sklteach in Uncategorized

Hey y’all - this post has been reposted and I lost the comments. SOME IDIOT! Spammed it and it had a hidden attachment to it with some not so nice words and topics in it. TO THE PERSON WHO DID THAT - YOU STINK! Stay away from my family oriented blog. Thanks Brian for letting me know. Brian and Janet -that means I lost your comments. You can repost them or just comment again on another topic. SORRY! If your eyes were violated by what you saw - if you saw it - I am very very sorry!

Don’t know how many days it has been….but I am still DP free. The cold one in the fridge is still there unless one of the kids has gotten to it and I just haven’t notice because I am avoiding looking. I am hanging in there - but today has been ONE OF THOSE days that I could have really used a nice, tall, cold one!

By the way….has anyone seen my teaspoons that are suppose to be in my silverware drawer? I put the dishes up in the dishwasher just a moment ago and there are only 5 spoons to be found. Twelve years ago I had 14 of them, then about 6 years ago I was down to 10….now I have 5. F-I-V-E!!!!!!!!! Where are my spoons that are a pattern that can no longer be purchased for a normal price? What am I gonna do when I have friends over for dinner - give them a real knife and fork - but a plastic spoon? I am open for suggestions. If you see any of my missing spoons will you please send them back my way? Thank you.

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One - Singular Sensation

by sklteach in Uncategorized

One - that’s it folks. Over 10 days of ridding my body of soft drinks and trying to eat a little more healthy and park further out and walk instead of driving around forever to get a spot next to the entrance and ONE pound is all I can report to you that has left my body! One people - just one. Actually 1 pound 4 ounces. Does this make sense. WOW - frustrating is what I will tell you it is. I told Ed the night before last, it makes me want to go get a cold Dr. Pepper and sit there and drink the whole thing in one sitting! Oh well - I will stick it out! I will fight the fight!

Thanks for the suggestions regarding my missing spoons…..I have looked on Ebay several times. None were to be found. I will keep checking. Looked at replacements.com and couldn’t afford what they were asking for them. OH MY GOODNESS what a racket! I did decide the other night - I should just purchase some of the pretty mock plastic silverware and try to pass it off as my spoons. What do you think? Think anyone will notice?

Quick Miss B story. If you have been to Mc’Ds lately (you know the dinner of champions) you will know what I am talking about. If not - hang with me. The Happy Meal toy at this time is a set of Princess gloves. You know the one’s like Cinderella wears. Well Miss B got some in her meal of champions before her t-ball practice the other night. In true Miss B fashion, she put those pretty Princess gloves on with her girlie pink glove and proceeded to play ball. Yes she did - she was a sight to behold. It beat the flower lei she wore last year during an actual game. If you’re gonna play ball - you minds well have style!

There’s alot going on in our household this week. If you think about us - just say a prayer for us for wisdom, strength, and that we would never lose sight of God’s ability to take care of all things! Thanks! deep throat cock gag porn video
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